March 13th, 2008
The Church of Insanity, online confessionals at its craziest
by: Sarah

The Church of Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Wow, I never thought I would read something so asinine, so disgusting and unappealing as the website I ran across today.

I was on CNN and stumbled on a article titled, Forgive us father, we’d rather go online. At first I was intrigued to think about how these people are using the Internet for a better resource than for just news and porn. But after visiting the site and reading some [a lot] of the confessions I grew more and more disgusted.

Not all were bad, but a lot of people were confessing their sins for having premarital sex, watching porn, masturbation, cheating, lying, ect. But when I got to this one in particular, my first thought was, “this person is nuts.”

Oh boy, here comes the crazy:

I screwed up my relationship with God. I love God, but I use to put my ex- above Him. I would get so excited to see this person, I would get butterflies everytime before we would meet, even after years of knowing this person. I loved that person so much, giving them everything I had; my time, my resources, my effort…but in the end, it wasn\’t enough. That person left me. Not the first time either thy has left me. God is a jealous God. He will take things away that hinders our relationship with Him. Since then, my only priority is Him. I worship Him, I pray several times a day, I constantly talk about Him, I serve numerous ministries, I truly love Him with my all; mind, heart, and soul; intentions, money/people, and talent. God longs to be longed, and He seeks to be sought. Never will I make the mistake again of placing something made of flesh over Him. I love that person still, and miss them dearly, but I will stay in faith that God has His divine ways of doing things. I give that person over to God. Sometimes God takes things away, in order to give us more. I will try to let God do the steering, for I know He will take care of me if an accident occurs. If I drive, I am the only one liable if an accident happens. I love you, Jesus, who will now be my 1st love hence forth.

Now, after reading that, how many of you agree with that person? How many of you are thinking that individual is completely insane?

This is the real world folks. You can’t depend on an imaginary friend to hold your hand through everything in life. The Bible is just a book, you don’t see people out there in The Church of now do you?

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8 Responses to “The Church of Insanity, online confessionals at its craziest”
  1. #1 POSTED BY Adam, Mar 13th, 2008 6:31 pm

    lol at God…

  2. #2 POSTED BY Sarah, Mar 13th, 2008 6:32 pm

    Lol at Adam…

  3. #3 POSTED BY fuzzbutt, Mar 13th, 2008 8:52 pm

    you’re all going to hell………………see ya there!!! Whoever is there first saves a seat next to the
    A/C for us all.

  4. #4 POSTED BY Sarah, Mar 14th, 2008 12:16 am

    Hahaha damn straight Fuzzbutt

  5. #5 POSTED BY joe, Mar 15th, 2008 5:33 pm

    The Masses need hope. They need to know that the bad people like murderers, theifs , and child molesters are punished. Those sort of people are not good people and the organized religions does not let them in…right?

  6. #6 POSTED BY Sarah, Mar 15th, 2008 10:37 pm

    LOL LIES!
    Think about those prisoners who have ‘found God’ and those who have gotten out just because of their admitting to finding god.

    KTHX. Religion is ridiculous and they accept everyone!

  7. #7 POSTED BY fuzzbutt, Mar 15th, 2008 11:52 pm

    not true, most wont accept gays!!! or think they can cure it. personally, I know my God wouldn’t judge someone like that. And as for all the evil..well, there is karma and I have witnessed it, so that is my truth. I know those people who committ evil and “find God” arent going away where good later. And right now…they sure as heck are having a great time being someones b*tch in jail.

  8. #8 POSTED BY Sarah, Mar 16th, 2008 12:27 pm

    Hahaha Fuzzbutt, good freakin’ point. I hate that, wtf is wrong with gay people?

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