April 28th, 2008
Suleman Mirza the Michael Jackson Dancing Machine
by: Sarah

News of Suleman Mirza and his dance partner Madhu Singh danced for the judges of Britain’s Got Talent, just like Kate Nicholas and Gin her dancing dog.  Suleman’s nickname is the Michael Jackson Dancing Machine, so check out his YouTube channel of him dancing in a ton of videos like Wacko Jacko.  Speaking of Wacko Jacko, shouldn’t Suleman get that mask for his performances?

Suleman is pretty impressive, and his partner Madhu surprised me when he barged up on stage.  Good show, good show.

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March 3rd, 2008
Wacko Jacko Mask - Michael Jackson
by: Sarah

wacko jacko

This is possibly the most disturbing mask I have ever seen. Michael Jackson doesn’t even look that bad. I am actually disgusted by this.

I almost think people wouldn’t recognize it as Michael Jackson, and instead think you were dressed up as some kind of a psycho zombie she-male junkie prostitute. Er, scratch that.

A balding psycho zombie she-male junkie prostitute. Wacko Jacko appears to be losing a good chunk of his/her hair, which isn’t making the ol’ face look any prettier.

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Update: My apologies go out to those who witnessed this first thing in the morning, I feel bad for MJ for having to wake up to that as well

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