The Onion is one of my favorite parody-based Internet news sites. Their stuff is outrageous and hilarious. This short is about President Bush trying to make the Iraq War more eco-friendly. The suggestions made are multiple countries carpooling to combat, making aircrafts out of balsa wood that will burn up if it is shot down, testicular squeezing instead of electrical testicular torture.
I totally agree, torture should never be wasteful. With the carpool, you’ll cut down on harmful emissions in our atmosphere. The balsa wood planes would burn up and create no waste. Even Leslie suggests, “clean coal-powered testicular electrocution,” but her colleague is one step ahead with wind-powered that will “deliver the same shock to the testies.”
Let’s “green” up the world.
In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?
Tags: eco-friendly, green, Iraq war, the onion, The War on Terror
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