Just kidding, his freestyle rapping sucks, but his diss to Kobe is pretty funny until he repeats “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes” 5+ times in a row. This video is courtesy of TMZ’s paparazzi folk who happened to spot the big cactus on stage after taking the mic at a New York City club.

Funny tidbit from the TMZ post:

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

Shaq was traded from the Heat to the Suns recently and let’s just say it might be the worst move the Suns have made yet.

MSNBC had this bulleted list over on an article of theres, this is what the critics seem to be going nuts over:

• Shaq can’t play anymore.
• He’s not going to be satisfied just being a defensive player and inbounder.
• He’s too slow to keep up with the Suns speed and fast break.
• Western teams play small and who will he defend?
• He’s out of shape and always injured.
• D’Antoni doesn’t like a postup or halfcourt game, which was Shaq’s specialty when he was the Big Diesel.
• He was complaining about his touches even in Miami.
• Are you taking the ball out of Steve Nash’s hands to run offense through Shaq?
• Shaq didn’t defend the pick and roll even in L.A.
• Marion was the Suns best defender.
• It’s just an overreaction to the Lakers getting Pau Gasol and the Mavericks reportedly trying to get Shaq in their game, which does feature more half court.

Shaq’s big thing is that he is big, which can be a good thing, but in this case it is not. Being big on a basketball court just allows your to block super well, but the Suns big thing is that they have an incredibly fast offense, will Shaq slow them down?

I remember Shaq from the old days, back from when everyone worshiped him and tolerated his horrible video game skills in Shaq-Fu. Now a days, Shaq just might be out of gas.

Now that the Suns have their Virtual Locker Room up, what do you think the chances of seeing some Shaq memorabilia around, you know like a Kazaam poster or a flash version of the Shaq-Fu game?