April 3rd, 2008
Arkansas law changed, toddlers can no longer marry
by: Sarah

Baby Wedding PictureAccidents happen, but this one is ridiculous, in Arkansas they passed a law that allowed anyone to marry.  When I say anyone, I even mean kids.  Granted the kids needed permission from parents in order to get the marriage license, but that law just made the state look even worse.

The accident happened when they tried to make the law for no persons under 18 to marry without parental consent, but accidentally allowed everyone and their brother to marry.

Lucky for them, they caught it before a couple of puppy-love-struck 13 year olds tried to get married.

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Info: Posted April 3rd, 2008  in Government, Newsmakers, Stupid People
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February 27th, 2008
Eskimos sue for their village slipping away to sea
by: Sarah

eskimos village slips away due to global warmingTragic tale for these poor chaps.  Their village is slipping away into the Arctic Sea due to global warming, so they are suing two dozen oil, power and coal companies.  They claim that the large amounts of greenhouse gases that the companies emit are adding to the already known global warming problem, which essentially threatens the community’s existence.

The city of Kivalina and a federally recognized tribe, the Alaska Native village of Kivalina, sued Exxon Mobil Corporation, eight other oil companies, 14 power companies and one coal company in a lawsuit filed in federal court in San Francisco.

Kivalina is a traditional Inupiat Eskimo village of about 390 people about 625 miles northwest of Anchorage. It’s built on an 8-mile barrier reef between the Chukchi Sea and Kivalina River.

Talk about getting rich quick, I would like to hear what these people do with all that money [if they win, “Relocation costs have been estimated at $400 million or more.”].  I vote they move down to the Bahamas, or better, Fiji.  I’ve always hoped that one day I will live on a nice beach in Fiji, maybe one day my dreams will come true and I’ll marry rich or something.  I can’t wait for summer.

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Info: Posted February 27th, 2008  in World News
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