Here are a few campaign promises that Barack Obama can actually achieve.

The top ten list of Obama campaign promises:

10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mit Romney secretary of lookin’ good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.

6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-Tober.”

4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounced the word nuclear, nuclear.

1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.

I just got done watching the video, and all I have to say is gotta love Obama. I’ll be the one to bring the gator to the WH, just so I can film him wrassle it for YouTube.

I am thrilled to see the Late-Night hosts back in action, that’s my crowd, that’s my television. I am always up late with nothing better to watch other than Jay Leno talk, David Letterman joke and Conan O’Brien gesture and just be off the wall strange.

 

I actually watched Leno, Letterman and Conan last night. I loved the beard action going for Letterman and Conan, but apparently Leno didn’t get the memo. To my surprise, I found them all to be funny in their own way. Yeah, they may have stretched for some laughter here and there, but I sure do hope that they can keep up the comedy. Although, Conan will always be my homeboy. He has always made me laugh, from the good days of The Simpsons, to the times he was featured in South Park and Robot Chicken.

Check out this video I found of Conan and his Strike Beard. The artist behind the Conan cartoon face.

 

Have no fear, the crazy Comedy Central guys, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart are scheduled to return on Monday.

Update:  I just wanted to throw this link in with this post since I thought it was funny. enjoy!