A man broke into the Crespo Funeral Home on March 17 in Burjassot, a small town outside of Valencia. The nearby neighbors heard the door being forced open and they called the cops. When the police arrived on the scene with the owner they began searching for the suspect.

Police officers arrived with the owner, and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a glassed-in chamber used for viewings of deceased people during wakes, a local police official said from Burjassot.

Two things gave away his position, first of all, he breathe. Secondly, he wasn’t wearing proper clothes to be on his way to burial. It is customary, as every one knows, to wear a tux or nice suit. Well, apparently his grungy attire was unacceptable.

“He was trying to fake being dead, but he was breathing,” the officer said.

The funeral home said it was mystified about what the man could have been after, because there were no valuables or cash inside the funeral parlor.

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