I’m sorry to sound so vulgar but these are 3 stories that got sent to me late last night and they all seem to fit together.

First of all the pregnant prostitutes from The Ozarks and then Canada. Both stories sent to me from Perezhilton.com 

Kansas City - Two women were charged with prostitution in Camden County on Thursday after they were arrested in a sting operation at a Lake Ozark hotel last week.

Two other women were also arrested, and three of the women are pregnant. Alexandra Wells and Allysia Waldrop were both charged on Thursday. Waldrop is pregnant, but is not known if Wells is also.

The undercover bust went down at a Lake Ozark area hotel after the sheriff’s department received several reports that pregnant women were advertising prostitution on an internet advertising site.

One of the women arrested was eight months pregnant, another six months pregnant, and another was three months pregnant. They ranged in age from 18 to 22 years old. 

In Barrie, Canada a, recent vice sting netted 12 suspected hookers — including two pregnant women and a grandmother.

Cool!  Granny hookers can get gigs in Canadialand too!  They’re so equal opportunity across the border. 

Second part, Gordon Ramsey gets in trouble over a Can of Pussy (from dlisted)

Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it’s because of the word “pussy.” During last night’s episode of “The F Word” in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.

Gordon said, “It’s got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?”

According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints. Have these bitches complaining ever heard Gordon Ramsay speak before? Pussy is probably the tamest word ever to come out of his filthy trap. Pussy is not offensive. PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY!

That drink is called Pussy, but it probably tastes like ass.

Thanks Lucinda