Just kidding, his freestyle rapping sucks, but his diss to Kobe is pretty funny until he repeats “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes” 5+ times in a row. This video is courtesy of TMZ’s paparazzi folk who happened to spot the big cactus on stage after taking the mic at a New York City club.
After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, “I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”
The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he “Should have done what Shaq does … Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.” The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.
Those who were shocked by , well… It isn’t true. It’s just a Nike commercial, and a good one at that. It has gotten so much hype that I must say, well done to Nike. The marketing kids over at Nike actually did a good job, they took something outrageous, yet probable and posted it on YouTube. Where the internet community took it viral within a short period of time. Now, the longevity of this commercial, at least among the internet crowd, might dwindle as the weeks wear on. But, it still is a good commercial. Here is Kobe saying, “It’s Hollywood,” when asked how he did it.