February 28th, 2008
Justin’s fight with the Silpada freaks, take them out like zombies
by: Sarah

Over on AdChops, a sister site, there is a little war going on. Lia Sophia and Silpada lovers versus the rest of us. Now, this war has gotten a little out of hand but I am sure, along with Justin, that it is all in good fun. Either way, one thing lead to another and each of them were calling each other 500-pound beasts. Now that is funny right there, but these women decided that the only way to prove that is to send their pictures to Justin and have him judge their hotness.

Of course, Justin being the guy he is, he agreed and apparently has voted this Christy the hottest. You can go check out his blog to see at least one of the photos, and read the funny comments.

A little background history on the fight:

Justin, over on AdChops, wrote hilarious story a few months back, mixed with a little fantasy to make it more entertaining for the reader. His story is completely against Silpada Jewelery, but honestly, Silpada is gaudy and bulky. With his post being against the crowd, he has had over 160 comments of women fighting for the right to party! Silpada style.

Justin starts you out on his late night encounter with the Silpada crowd, 150 middle aged women in a bar and grill clinking around as they wave their hands with “Oh I have the best Silpada party story…” I completely understand his reaction, that would be and awfully frightening situation for a 30-something guy.

Silpada

For those in the dark, Silpada is a ‘hand crafted’ jewelry idea that was sparked between two middle-aged women with nothing better to do with their lives than eat bon-bons and plague the world with the word “Silpada-ish.”

The Silpada crowd is more towards the 20-something to 40-something (plus) crowd… I am only 20, and so I guess I am not exactly the target market, then again, neither is Justin. I’ll have to agree with Justin that Silpada is unattractive on women, “I mean Christ, look at the photos in my post - that one chick looks like she’s wearing the entire fucking Great Barrier Reef on her neck”

Go join the fight if you are in love with your neck-straining, back-breaking, wrist-snapping Silpada Jewelery.

“A Fun Ladies’ Night out Playing Dress-up with Jewelry”™

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3 Responses to “Justin’s fight with the Silpada freaks, take them out like zombies”
  1. #1 POSTED BY DS, Feb 28th, 2008 6:28 pm

    Sounds like a cult, is there any cross over with red carpet jewelry and The Church of Scientology?

  2. #2 POSTED BY Sarah, Feb 28th, 2008 7:09 pm

    Totally mixed with a little cyanide kool-aid…

  3. #3 POSTED BY cameron, Aug 16th, 2008 5:05 pm

    “Now that is funny right there”

    Ha ha, that is so funny, two stupid women calling each other 500 pounders…It’s funny if your stupid.

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