A couple of gas hoarding lit their apartment complex on fire.  How many gallons you say?  Approximately 45 gallons of gasoline in nine plastic containers stacked in a closet that also contained an air conditioning unit caused the blaze.  The fumes from the gasoline set off the fire Thursday, luckily, it was quickly extinguished by the sprinkler system.

No one was seriously hurt, but residents of eight units of the complex were displaced.

Investigators believe the couple was storing the gas because of rising prices. Officials say they might face civil penalties for violating the fire code.

I only mention this as a reminder of what not to do with the ever rising gas prices.  All I gotta say is, hybrid cars.

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Drunk driving is deadly and stupid.  Here is a case where an intoxicated 28-year-old plowed into a Sunday bike race along a highway near the United States-Mexico border.  His stupid mistake killed 1 and injured 10 others. A city official snapped a quick photo just as the car slammed into the racers and you can see bicyclists and their bikes being tossed into the air by the collision.

The driver, Juan Campos, has been charged with the killing of Alejandro Alvarez, who was 37.

Authorities said the wreck happened 15 minutes into the 34-kilometer (21 mile) race Sunday along a highway between Playa Bagdad and Matamoros, across from Brownsville, Texas.

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Bikini Baristas… The first thing I thought when I saw this video is: “Oh, think of all the business they will be getting from 14-year-old boys in the near future.”

Some dumb soccer mom is trying to spoil all the fun for these ladies. Sex sells, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. Oh wait, soccer moms have nothing better to do than ruin everyone else’s fun since they aren’t having any since the birth of little Timmy.

Honestly, I see that entire list of signatures being from soccer moms, grandmothers and extremely religious folks. Fun-suckers.

In this video you get to see the sassy gal who got arrested for her sexy prom dress after trying to enter her Texas high school.  What do you think:  too sexy? or just flat out hideous?  My vote is for hideous.

In light of the newest addition to the Grand Theft Auto series, here is a 7-year-old boy who stole a car hoping to “hoodrat” it out with his buddy.

The two 7-year-olds stole the car and crashed drove it several miles before the axle and wheel fell off.  There is nothing I could possibly say that would make this video any more funny than it already is on its own.  The hilarity is rather sad though if you think about it.  His poor grandma, who wants to beat his behind, has to pay the damages.  Funny note on that is the boy asked, “can my mom help too?”  when the cop  told him his grandma had to pay the damages.

I sure do hope that his grandma does beat his butt for that, hopefully she spanks the ghetto out of him.

So, I don’t know how many of you know or care, but the Pope is supposed to spend the next five days in the glorious country in which I live. That’s right folks, the Pope is hitting the U.S. in an epic adventure, where I certainly hope he handles some of the negative controversy towards their religion…

Back in March, I wrote the bit about the Catholic Church spending Catholic Church spent $615 million on sexual abuse cases in 2007. Honestly though, even if the Pope does not resolve even half the issues involved, it really wouldn’t put too much of a damper on their existence. Catholic Priests have been molesting their followers for years and years, that shows people in their 60’s to late 70’s standing in protest to the Catholic Church and the Pope.

What an incredibly juicy and controversial piece of TRASH, religion is such a joke. These Priests molest people who have similar beliefs in religion as them, they disrespect their God, disrespect everything they stand for, but when it comes time for them to take responsibility for what they have done, the Pope pays their settlement? THAT IS BULLSHIT. Seriously, if the Pope wants to stand by and let this ridiculousness continue under his ‘roof’ then, why do people continue to be Catholics? Are they brainwashed? Blackmailed? What is the deal?

Oh boy, these kids are in serious need of education.  Florida teenagers believe that drinking a cap full of bleach will prevent HIV.  They also believe that a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy.  Those are a couple of ludacris ideas, shit, if it were that easy to abort a fetus, what would be the purpose of abortion clinics?  Bring on the Mountain Dew!

Florida lawmakers believe that the lack of actual sex-ed to make way for abstinence only sex-ed is the reason for these ideas.  But honestly, I am sure you could go to any 13-15 year old in any state and ask them these questions and you would get a large sum of kids who have no idea what the truth is.  I think that of the people surveyed they asked a bunch of morons.

Teach these kids something for Pete’s sake!!

As for ridding the education system of classes like Sex Education is absolutely asinine, the abstinence only method is completely opposite of what you should do.  Teaching kids the risks and the consequences of their actions would help their stupidity issues, and their lack of sexual knowledge issues…

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Accidents happen, but this one is ridiculous, in Arkansas they passed a law that allowed anyone to marry.  When I say anyone, I even mean kids.  Granted the kids needed permission from parents in order to get the marriage license, but that law just made the state look even worse.

The accident happened when they tried to make the law for no persons under 18 to marry without parental consent, but accidentally allowed everyone and their brother to marry.

Lucky for them, they caught it before a couple of puppy-love-struck 13 year olds tried to get married.

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A man broke into the Crespo Funeral Home on March 17 in Burjassot, a small town outside of Valencia. The nearby neighbors heard the door being forced open and they called the cops. When the police arrived on the scene with the owner they began searching for the suspect.

Police officers arrived with the owner, and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a glassed-in chamber used for viewings of deceased people during wakes, a local police official said from Burjassot.

Two things gave away his position, first of all, he breathe. Secondly, he wasn’t wearing proper clothes to be on his way to burial. It is customary, as every one knows, to wear a tux or nice suit. Well, apparently his grungy attire was unacceptable.

“He was trying to fake being dead, but he was breathing,” the officer said.

The funeral home said it was mystified about what the man could have been after, because there were no valuables or cash inside the funeral parlor.

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I watched a tiring seven minute long video on MSN today about the Vogue magazine cover. I learned a few things, Vogue has been around for over 100 years, that LeBron James is the first black man to grace the cover and there were only 4 black women prior to him. The cover is controversial now due to the fact that some people, bloggers, are comparing the image to a King Kong photo of a gorilla holding a damsel in distress.

So that whole business with LeBron James and the King Kongish photo with the beautiful super model Gisele on the cover of Vogue is completely asinine. The argument of the bloggers out there is that the image just caters to the stereotypes against blacks. Pfft, who thinks about that when they look at the cover of a very famous athlete and a beautiful woman? He is simply doing what he does best, holding a beautiful woman, dribbling a basketball and showing some excitement. So for those out there who think otherwise you sound completely ignorant. Have a nice day.

Love the photo Vogue, A+ LeBron and Gisele.