March 24th, 2008
Botched celebrity plastic surgeries, Priscilla Presley joins the pack
by: Sarah

tmz Priscilla Presley
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I see so many botched celebrity plastic surgeries, most of them I find on TMZ, but this one is hilarious.

Hollywood’s ‘elite’ are in big trouble with their regular plastic surgeons. Word that Priscilla Presley, among many others, went ahead and got procedures done to alter her appearance. In most cases this is done to make yourself look better, or more fitting for society. Well, these poor celebutards hired the wrong guy this time. Instead of sticking to their normal plastic surgeons, who have actual documentation of completing the school required, and went for the ‘Doc’ with the goods.

Dr. Daniel Serrano around 2003. Serrano was a good-looking doc from Argentina who hooked into Hollywood’s social A-list and started giving them what he claimed were miracle injections that worked better than Botox.

In fact, Serrano was injecting industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina into the faces of these women. Several women, including Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, held injection parties in their homes, with Serrano needling them with the non-FDA approved drug that he had smuggled in to the U.S. Shawn King has said the injections created a lump in her lip that made it difficult to speak and drink liquids. Serrano charged between $300 and $500 a pop.

But wait, it gets worse. Serrano wasn’t even a licensed doc in the U.S. The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) he injected.

Lisa Rinna
No, it's just Lisa Rinna

Woohoo, I bet they look pretty now.

Lisa Rinna Lips
Is that a butthole?

  Plastic surgery for no reason other than to make yourself look younger, prettier or to get bigger boobs, is absolutely ridiculous.  People like Ashley Simpson who once looked different and now looks identical to her more beautiful sister, how pathetic.  Why can’t people stop screwing up their image and learn to live with themselves.

Look at Lisa Rinna, Michael Jackson, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and the list goes on.  Look at this for the top 15 biggest disasters of cosmetic surgery.

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2 Responses to “Botched celebrity plastic surgeries, Priscilla Presley joins the pack”
  1. #1 POSTED BY justin, Mar 25th, 2008 5:38 pm

    I think this is great.. a lot of women don’t let their men f* them in the ass. Now that their lips look like assholes, the debate is moot (well, unless they don’t give blowjobs either.. in which it’s the guy’s fault for marrying her in the first place!)

    I’m all for plastic surgery, but if someone hasn’t checked out her doc’s record beforehand.. well, then she shouldn’t complain when the rest of us make fun of her. I mean, why do stupid people exist if not for the amusement of the rest of us?

  2. LOL JUSTIN, shit. Literally.
    Plastic surgery allows men to become women and women to be come men, is the girl you’re screwin’ a man or woman?
    Plus, assholes are exits, plain and simple.

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