Here are a few campaign promises that Barack Obama can actually achieve.

The top ten list of Obama campaign promises:

10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mit Romney secretary of lookin’ good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.

6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-Tober.”

4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounced the word nuclear, nuclear.

1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.

I just got done watching the video, and all I have to say is gotta love Obama. I’ll be the one to bring the gator to the WH, just so I can film him wrassle it for YouTube.

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