If you are riding so low that your junk is above your waist line, this kind of thing is going to happen.

The funniest part is that the cop asks “what’s this?” and the response “that’s my penis”

I wonder if he is being arrested because of the sagging pants laws.

Thanks Michele for the vid.

I’m sorry to sound so vulgar but these are 3 stories that got sent to me late last night and they all seem to fit together.

First of all the pregnant prostitutes from The Ozarks and then Canada. Both stories sent to me from Perezhilton.com 

Kansas City - Two women were charged with prostitution in Camden County on Thursday after they were arrested in a sting operation at a Lake Ozark hotel last week.

Two other women were also arrested, and three of the women are pregnant. Alexandra Wells and Allysia Waldrop were both charged on Thursday. Waldrop is pregnant, but is not known if Wells is also.

The undercover bust went down at a Lake Ozark area hotel after the sheriff’s department received several reports that pregnant women were advertising prostitution on an internet advertising site.

One of the women arrested was eight months pregnant, another six months pregnant, and another was three months pregnant. They ranged in age from 18 to 22 years old. 

In Barrie, Canada a, recent vice sting netted 12 suspected hookers — including two pregnant women and a grandmother.

Cool!  Granny hookers can get gigs in Canadialand too!  They’re so equal opportunity across the border. 

Second part, Gordon Ramsey gets in trouble over a Can of Pussy (from dlisted)

Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it’s because of the word “pussy.” During last night’s episode of “The F Word” in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.

Gordon said, “It’s got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?”

According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints. Have these bitches complaining ever heard Gordon Ramsay speak before? Pussy is probably the tamest word ever to come out of his filthy trap. Pussy is not offensive. PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY!

That drink is called Pussy, but it probably tastes like ass.

Thanks Lucinda

Mazda picks up on the fun and exciting world of Parkour. Why are they not doing something cool on the web site about this campaign. Another lost chance to extend the creative idea.

They don’t over do it which is a shame, some of the movements that they do are just amazing but I guess selling cars had the creative brief overloaded.

The Mazda 10 Car Dash tries hard to incorporate the Parkour street style but I’m sure it only dents 10 cars. Forget the hail and dent sale, how about the Parkour Dent Sale.

Anyway, I give Mazda props for bringing popular culture into the game even if it is about 4-5 years late. Hell the last James Bond movie and Madonna have used it in the last 3-4 years. Here are some others we have posted:

Kswiss | Parkour
Negs Urban Sports - Urban Sprinting
David Belle - Parkour

Madonna’s Parkour - Funny home videos are a click away

This is from the same show that I got the giant fresh water gar video on the History Channel. Lee McFarland is a nutjob (I say that with complete fondness, I like guys like this) from Stillwater, OK (which I have visited) that fishes with his hands for very large catfish. Here is a little description of this type of fishing:

Noodling is a southern US practice of fishing for catfish using only bare hands. Many other names, such as catfisting, grabbling, graveling, hogging, dogging, tickling and stumping, are used in different regions for the same activity. Noodling is currently legal in eleven states.^[1].

The term “noodling”, although today used primarily towards the capture of flathead catfish, can and has been applied to all hand fishing methods, regardless of the method or species of fish sought. Noodling as a term has also been applied to various unconventional methods of fishing, such as any which do not use bait, rod & reel, speargun, etc., but this usage is much less common.

Forgive me for missing the first part of this segment, sure sounds promising. If you get a chance find it on the History Channel.

I have never seen this but maybe that is because I forget to tune into G4. They had a marathon on the last night before last and I got a few minutes of it that you should watch.

It’s a crazy show that pushes the limits of the contestants like no other show I have seen. Out of 100 contestants that try out only about 5 get to the second level.

I guess they have an American version that is in Season 3 so if you can get it on cable, give it a watch.

This is a great promo spot for G4, it hit the audience demo perfectly and the images are exactly what you would expect for the gaming crowd and tech heads alike.

After all the bad stuff yesterday, it time to show the opposite.

Here is a great “awareness” commercial from the UK.

Thanks Liz for the link.

Here is another “put a guy in a lab coat and it adds instant credibility”.

Hydroxycut ads are horrid but if I start taking Hydroxycut and ExtenZe it could be the perfect male.

Why didn’t I think of this idea, send me all your gold.