In light of the newest addition to the Grand Theft Auto series, here is a 7-year-old boy who stole a car hoping to “hoodrat” it out with his buddy.

The two 7-year-olds stole the car and crashed drove it several miles before the axle and wheel fell off.  There is nothing I could possibly say that would make this video any more funny than it already is on its own.  The hilarity is rather sad though if you think about it.  His poor grandma, who wants to beat his behind, has to pay the damages.  Funny note on that is the boy asked, “can my mom help too?”  when the cop  told him his grandma had to pay the damages.

I sure do hope that his grandma does beat his butt for that, hopefully she spanks the ghetto out of him.

News of Suleman Mirza and his dance partner Madhu Singh danced for the judges of Britain’s Got Talent, just like Kate Nicholas and Gin her dancing dog.  Suleman’s nickname is the Michael Jackson Dancing Machine, so check out his YouTube channel of him dancing in a ton of videos like Wacko Jacko.  Speaking of Wacko Jacko, shouldn’t Suleman get that mask for his performances?

Suleman is pretty impressive, and his partner Madhu surprised me when he barged up on stage.  Good show, good show.

Tricia Walsh-Smith is at it again, her new video came out yesterday and this time she is on her way to eviction. She also addresses those who were flaming her on the internet. Now, I respect her work, and the fact that she worked even when she was filthy rich with that husband of her, but she continues to look insane. She seems almost a little psychotic at times, I understand she is hurting, but why not calm it down? Well, maybe a little entertainment will come out of this in the end, guess we’ll see how it pans out.

Also, what’s with her and those damn tarot cards? Does she really think randomly drawing a card from a deck will predict her future?

Tricia Walsh Smith looks like a lunatic

Those Truck Nutz dangling from your red Silverado might cost you a $60 fine. That’s right, those conservative bastards in Florida are trying to fine you for displaying your manhood on your trailer hitch! Bring down the man, pull out your Nutz.

I don’t see this going too far, honestly they’re just fake testicles. They are more funny than they are offensive, anyone to disagree?

Last week the residents of Indiana were not as lucky as those in Flordia after a Dump truck driver unwittingly, uh, dumps load of waste on Indiana 55. Today a truck full of Jell-O Snack Packs got overturned spilling the contents all over I-95 causing a huge traffic jam.

The truck driver was trapped inside the truck but was quickly rescued. is being treated at a Saint Johns County hospital for non-life threatening injuries. Luckily no one was hurt, but the tasty treat was wasted, millions of children and Billy Madison just cried out for their missing Snack Packs.

An amazing woman just doing her job received mention for another job she took on at a moments notice. On her route Lisa Harrell became a hero when she noticed a baby in a window above the front door. She reached out her arms and says that the next thing she knew, the baby was in her arms. After the 1-year-old fell from the window her mother rushed out, thanked Harrell and then rushed down the street to her mother’s house.

Paramedics came and check the baby out, but found no injuries. No charges will be filed against the mother, she says that she placed the infant on her bed that was up against the window and when she turned her back her daughter crawled out the open window.

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Hex, the six-week, old six-legged kitten is looking for publicity to help her owners afford surgery to remove the extra appendages. Hex was supposed to be a twin and when the two didn’t separate in the womb, Hex came out with 6 legs.

Hex reminds me of the story of Henry the Hexapus, the 6-legged freak in a 8-legged world.

Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli set out to beat the world record for most hours flying with balloons to raise money for a spiritual rest-stop for truckers in Paranagua, Brazil.  The previous record for most house flying by balloons is 19 hours, after take off in his thermal flying suit, the priest must have hit some wind gusts.  Eight hours after take off he was reported missing.  MSNBC reported that, “rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found.”  De Carli was armed with a GPS device, a satellite phone a buoyant chair and also the knowledge of being an experienced skydiver.

According to Gallas, the priest soared to an altitude of 20,000 feet (6,000 meters) then descended to about 8,200 feet (2,500 meters) for his planned flight to the city of Dourados, 465 miles (750 kilometers) northwest of his parish.

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These days airports are insane, the Transportation Security Administration, or more commonly known as “those assholes searching your bags,” is becoming more high tech.  The prospects of strip searches getting thrown out the window is highly enticing, but the new way of doing it is a little frightening.  I don’t know what is worse, the hands on pat down or a technological one that allows the TSA to see straight through your clothes?  In 10 years that technology will be far more advanced that the chamber they shove you in won’t be needed.

Los Angeles and New York are two airports that have already begun using these methods on their victims, I mean the passengers.

to demonstrate the already in use methods to their madness.

Here is a previous post I wrote about the TSA and how they made a woman painfully remove her nipple rings.

How much would you pay for wine? A Chinese entrepreneur purchased a mix of vintage wines for $500,000, his previous large purchase was only $59,880. The mix of vintages of Romanee Conti, is considered to be among the world’s most exclusive wines with only 450 cases made each year. The Beijing-based billionaire purchased “12 bottles of Romanee Conti 1978, two bottles of the 1961, 1966, 1996 and 2003 and single bottles of the 1981, 1990, 1992, 1995, 1999, 2001 and 2002.”

Interesting record making tid-bit:

Malcolm Forbes, the late publisher of Forbes’ magazine, set a record in December 1985 when he paid 105,000 pounds, then about $162,750, for a 1787 bottle of red wine made by Bordeaux’s prestigious Chateau Lafitte.

In 2006 the Antique Wine Company sold the world’s most expensive bottle of white wine, a regular-sized bottle of Chateau d’Yquem 1787 for just under $100,000.

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