Another designer advert for the designer brand.  Anyone care to say otherwise?

Apple is just showing off the iPod’s ‘new’ fancy maneuvers, let me know when they get a bigger selection of memory.  Starting out with the 8 Gb and now the 32 Gb?  Yeah right, still too small for the amount of stuff you can put on it.

Any could easily fill that little gadget up, and not with just porn.. C’mon people that’s not what Apple intended, is it?  What perverts.

I do [in most cases] like Apple’s choice in music.

I’ve been meaning to post about this, but have been rather busy the past two days with some silly car troubles. Yes I know that a car is not necessary for this blog, but I have another job that I needed to work transportation out for. Alas, a new car has been purchased. Either way here is Elizabeth Banks fucking Seth Rogen, both from The 40 Year Old Virgin. To be honest, the only funny parts are when Jason Mewes [Jay] and Kevin Smith [Silent Bob] appear. Jason Mewes is fucking Seth Rogen too, and Kevin Smith is directing their porno.

I loved 40-year-old Virgin, and Kevin Smith is amazing, love all his movies, but this was unimpressive.

Elizabeth’s lack of excitement for the sex with Seth could have been amplified if she was, in a way, trapped in the situation, sex slave. I do not promote sex slaves, but that would have been funnier to see her hand cuffed or whatever to Seth. Although Seth’s rhyme skills, “I lick it up ’cause it’s yummy!” rock!

Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck
Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon sing together in harmony

Over on AdChops, a sister site, there is a little war going on. Lia Sophia and Silpada lovers versus the rest of us. Now, this war has gotten a little out of hand but I am sure, along with Justin, that it is all in good fun. Either way, one thing lead to another and each of them were calling each other 500-pound beasts. Now that is funny right there, but these women decided that the only way to prove that is to send their pictures to Justin and have him judge their hotness.

Of course, Justin being the guy he is, he agreed and apparently has voted this Christy the hottest. You can go check out his blog to see at least one of the photos, and read the funny comments.

A little background history on the fight:

Justin, over on AdChops, wrote hilarious story a few months back, mixed with a little fantasy to make it more entertaining for the reader. His story is completely against Silpada Jewelery, but honestly, Silpada is gaudy and bulky. With his post being against the crowd, he has had over 160 comments of women fighting for the right to party! Silpada style.

Justin starts you out on his late night encounter with the Silpada crowd, 150 middle aged women in a bar and grill clinking around as they wave their hands with “Oh I have the best Silpada party story…” I completely understand his reaction, that would be and awfully frightening situation for a 30-something guy.

For those in the dark, Silpada is a ‘hand crafted’ jewelry idea that was sparked between two middle-aged women with nothing better to do with their lives than eat bon-bons and plague the world with the word “Silpada-ish.”

The Silpada crowd is more towards the 20-something to 40-something (plus) crowd… I am only 20, and so I guess I am not exactly the target market, then again, neither is Justin. I’ll have to agree with Justin that Silpada is unattractive on women, “I mean Christ, look at the photos in my post - that one chick looks like she’s wearing the entire fucking Great Barrier Reef on her neck”

Go join the fight if you are in love with your neck-straining, back-breaking, wrist-snapping Silpada Jewelery.

“A Fun Ladies’ Night out Playing Dress-up with Jewelry”™

These two lovely ladies are complaining about their experience on Southwest Airlines, just like who? Kyla Ebbert, thats who. The blonde bombshell who threw her name and image to the media and then made even more money off her Playboy photo shoot.

What do you think these girls are trying to accomplish by claiming to have been mistreated by the flight attendants “were like older ladies.” Wow, doesn’t the word “like” make a statement appear more intelligent?

Ms. Swedberg complained about the treatment she received on the flight. She claims that she asked for a bottle of water when she boarded the flight, but was told she would be served after the other passengers. Apparently when the flight attendant went around serving, Ms. Swedberg was skipped. That all sounds like a 18-year-old “I think that is what happened story.” No way is a flight attendant going to jeopardized their job by saying those things, or skipping someone. Now to me, this sounds like Ms. Swedberg was a royal bitch when she most likely demanded for the water, and could have been sleeping at the time of being served. The only time I have ever been skipped on a flight is when I fall asleep before they get to me.

I know when I was 18-years-old, I was always right and no one could prove me wrong. I know I am only 20 now, but I can admit I was a royal pain in the butt back then, some people might agree I still get that way now.

Anyway, back to these “Paris-Hilton-Kyla-Ebbert” wanna-bes [who really aren’t as beautiful as they see themselves], I hope that Southwest stands their grounds on this one. But I’ll definitely be waiting for this girls to hit the Playboy scene.

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Tragic tale for these poor chaps.  Their village is slipping away into the Arctic Sea due to global warming, so they are suing two dozen oil, power and coal companies.  They claim that the large amounts of greenhouse gases that the companies emit are adding to the already known global warming problem, which essentially threatens the community’s existence.

The city of Kivalina and a federally recognized tribe, the Alaska Native village of Kivalina, sued Exxon Mobil Corporation, eight other oil companies, 14 power companies and one coal company in a lawsuit filed in federal court in San Francisco.

Kivalina is a traditional Inupiat Eskimo village of about 390 people about 625 miles northwest of Anchorage. It’s built on an 8-mile barrier reef between the Chukchi Sea and Kivalina River.

Talk about getting rich quick, I would like to hear what these people do with all that money [if they win, “Relocation costs have been estimated at $400 million or more.”].  I vote they move down to the Bahamas, or better, Fiji.  I’ve always hoped that one day I will live on a nice beach in Fiji, maybe one day my dreams will come true and I’ll marry rich or something.  I can’t wait for summer.

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Over at our sister site Razorfine Reviews they are reviewing movies that have to do with basketball. They have a pretty good line up, so stay tuned in there to see what they thought about the theme.

Go there for these fine reviews:

Glory Road
Teen Wolf
Blue Chips
Love & Basketball
Crossover
Mr. Woodcock

Features:

Will Ferrell’s Semi-Pro Interview

and these videos just for fun:

Kansas Jayhwawks video
The Animated Adventures of the Harlem Globetrotters

Wow, to lug a huge CRT monitor (alone is 30-60 lbs), a computer tower, keyboard and mouse, sounds like a lot of work for an improv joke. Although this was pretty funny, my favorite part was the Windows 95 boot up screen, haven’t seen that in years. I also appreciated the non-treehugger saying that the energy saved is minuscule, along with his entire outrage.

One of the improv agents is also dressed in a serial killer outfit adorned with some stylish Where’s Waldo glasses. He kind of gave me the willies when I saw him.

And, never forget:

As long as they are a customer, I can’t do anything.” –Starbucks Employee

Frozen Grand Central - Improv Everywhere

Amp Energy combined the use of nipple clamps and tow trucks to make a twisted commercial. If you are ever out in the middle of the desert and you need a jump start, just clamp your jumper cables to your nipples [’cause that sounds reasonable] and chug an Amp.

The music and his wonderful choreography really made me laugh, just watch and see for yourself.

This is one of those videos that is funny but you’ll never unsee the flopping body parts.

This is from the website Do The Green Thing, where they frequently post videos and tips on how to be more green.  So if that is what you are into, then go be green on their site. 

‘Memba the Sarah Silverman music video featuring Matt Damon, “I’m Fucking Matt Damon.” Jimmy Kimmel, her boyfriend, has made his own “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”

Kimmel wins for the celebrity help on his video. He had an all-star cast of: Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Harrison Ford, Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Pete Wentz, Lance Bass, Josh Groban, Huey Lewis, McLovin and Meatloaf.

Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon sing together in harmony