This was sent to me via collegehumor.com

I wish that I had never had LASIK, that glasses defense is priceless. Little did I know and the doctor didn’t tell me the benefits of not having the procedure done.

Keep watching for the spit soda in the face defense, that’s an ad for an energy drink. If I was on the account for Pussy (see previous post on dhadm) imagine spitting that in someone’s face, what a great commercial that could make. That just adds insult to injury.