April Fool’s, another day where people can make asses out of one another without being a jerk.

Woot.com has yet to sell out of their Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack – 2 pack for $14.99, Google pranksters are offering, “A Cool World: Enjoy a rosier future as a ,” Pizza Hut changed their name to Pasta Hut in light of their delicious pasta. There are many other pranksters out there, but these were a few of the bigger guys on the internet, every nerd needs a Woot gadget, Google’s awesome engine and pizza to fuel their typing fingers.

With all the skeptical people today, there is an article I found that claims some of today’s most bogus-sounding stories are true.

1. Pay-Per-View Funerals
2. A turtle addicted to nicotine
3. Cause of menopause
4. Injection allows for bigger and better orgasms for women
5. UK enlarges their school desk to fit the masses
6. Wind turbines or solar panels by UK companies work towards Britain’s renewable energy target
7. Teeth tattoo’s are coming out soon
8. T’ai Chi can help diabetes
9. Thief steals 2 foot alligator from busy Norwegian aquarium
10. People are banned from calling barmaids “love” in pubs

BBC’s news site gave this list of true, as the say, stories of the day.